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[Noah] I have bronchitis
I was coughing a bit so Mom took me to the Dr. and they told me I have a bout of bronchitis.  I'm getting over it now, thanks to some delicious medicine.
[Noah]  I'm Huge
Had my two month checkup today.  I'm up to 12lbs and 23 inches.  I'm practically a man now.  Dad said he'd teach me to shave next week.
 
Unfortunately, I also got 4 freakin' shots in my leg that burned like heck.  My parents said that it was good for me, but that was really NOT cool.
[Noah] I'm HUGE!
Had another visit with the doctor today - this time he poked me with a needle.  I was NOT happy about that, but unfortch I had a diaper on, so I couldn't pee on him.
 
I weigh 8 pounds now!  Sheesh, Mom's trying to take the pounds off, I'm trying to put them on.  Glad one of us is successful. :)
[Noah] First Doctor's Visit
I met my doctor today.  He poked and prodded - it sucked.
 
He told my mom and dad I'm looking good.  They're happy.
 
If he pulls my legs like that again I'm going to pee on him.
[Noah] Stupid Jaundice
Doctor tells me I have a mild case of jaundice.  Daddy tells me it's very normal for newborns.  Still sucks.  Need to stay here one more day.  They put me in a toaster oven with blue lights.  Maybe I'll get super powers now?